itchy cat nads
2005-08-18 - 10:02 p.m.itchy cat nads
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| Older Entries | Why is there a janitor in my pants? I wake up and there he is. I wish he would put down his mop and talk to me. I guess he's still having a fight with the maid in my armpit. I have never seen a cow practise yoga yet talcum powder still keeps my bum dry. I've lost all feeling in my left ovary so I had to pack more midgets into my beanbag to give it more body. A funny thing happend the other day. The milkman asked me something and I said I'm not wearing the right pants. Hey...do I look fat in this sentence? If you find that your pork crackling hasn't come out its best... try wrapping it in a donkey foreskin and giving it 10 more minutes in the oven. I remember the first good advice I was given. I think it was my dad that once said "don't do that". I found out something really cool. If you get the word "canister" and change some of the letters and then take about five letters away you can spell the word "poo". Something you can take home and share. |
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