igloo
2005-05-17 - 5:21 p.m.igloo
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| Older Entries | As I sit here staring out my eyelids, I slowly stir my tea with a piece of asparagus I had earlier wrestled off the neighbors lemur. I hear a knock at the fridge and I think to myself "I bet it's some doods, I like doods". I get up off the bank teller and head over to the door. As I open it a testicle rolls out. I tilt my cat as a sign of respect as it is better dressed than I. All of a sudden my sandwich rings. Which is really strange. I didn't make a sandwich. I pick it up but I couldn't hear what was going on so I extended the cheese to get better reception but then the sandwich went dead. "Antfarms!" I said in anger as my mother walked in. "dolla?" she asked as frozen wombats attack my face. "three years" I thought "three year untill three years later!". Mum looks at me and then deicides to explode all over my nice bottle cap collection. Thats the last time I let her come over! |
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