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2005-03-31 - 6:03 p.m.
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Hello. My name is Squelchy Bouncy Captain Floppy Pants and this is my head thoughts. Crackpot is not a term that should be used loosely. It is a very tight and regimented word with many letters. Don't sit there looking at the wrinkles in your knee wondering when dinner is ready!! Grab life by it's dirty finger nail and say "Does my bum look big in this?" When you look down the path you call your life, do you see a cat? I mean really people!!! How many times does your mother have to tell you "could you get that for me...no...the one behind it" It really sickens me every time I get the flu. If you can't do it, who can? The mailman? Don't look at him like he owes you something. Noone does. Not even that guy who owes you something. I can't take anymore of these white things on this blue background. This conference is over!