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2006-03-01 - 10:41 a.m.pudding
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| Older Entries | Aries Today is going to be one of those days. Your going to wake up, have it, then go back to sleep. Your lucky numbers are: $, @, and L Taurus Although everyone loves you and you are the greatest, cats will crap on your head while you sleep. Tomorrow, try to not shower in cat litter. Your lucky CD's are: abba, burt bacharach greatest hits and a scratched one noone wants anymore Gemini Your a car. You don't have a future. People tend to use you and then leave you. This week is your chance to brake that mold and show people what a car can do. Remember, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Your lucky pedestrians are: that one legged kid patting a cat, the old lady carrying her shopping and the emo Cancer You kill people. Stop it! Leo This week is your week. Take control of it and make everyone know about it. Love is looking up for you as the planets venus and jupiter come into line. Money is going to be no problem as cash flow will be great the whole year. Your lucky anything is everthing. P.S your mum just died, your behind on your rent and you need a new kidney Virgo You have full equinox, manhattan pricings and red letter boxes. Kevin likes you. Venetian Blinds. Numbers your are lucky: one diced tomato, 2tsp love droplets, bring to the boil |
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